Fire a Yankees Fan Potentially Wearing a Mets Hat

The HR Department tries to remain apolitical, but in this time of great unrest we can no longer sit on the sidelines. Without some help, a Yankees fan may be forced to wear a Mets cap (in Yankee Stadium no less!), a tragic and potentially dangerous proposition that must be fired.

Bethany Perskie, a Yankees fan and friend of the blog, has challenged her boyfriend, who for some reason is still a Mets fan, to a fund-raise off for the Damon Runyon Cancer Research Foundation's 5k at Yankee Stadium this August. If Bethany raises more money than her boyfriend, he will have to wear a Yankees hat and vice/versa.

The race has been described as "a unique fundraising run/walk that uses Yankee Stadium as its course" and all donations will go to cancer research and to helping Bethany avoid a potential run of shame (far worse than a walk of shame). Click here to help Bethany and maybe cure cancer, which is also important.