Monday, April 11, 2011

Fire Redskins Owner Daniel M. Snyder

Daniel M. Snyder is not as cool as this pose suggests.
Redskins owner Daniel M. Snyder has decided to require all season-ticket holders to pay in full by May 1, according to the Richmond Times-Dispatch, even though there may not be a 2011 season, and for this he should be fired.

Daniel M. Snyder (he's a casual guy, so that's how he wants people to refer to him) belongs in the owners wing of the firing hall of fame, along with Al Davis, Mike Brown and Art Modell, for his superb dismantling of the Redskins. And be sure to put this on his plaque: While some other teams are allowing season ticket holders to keep at least some of their money until the NFL labor dispute is settled, Daniel M. Snyder has his hand out now.

This is nothing new for Daniel M., who frequently displays the sort of greed normally reserved for investment bankers. Snyder once sued a 73-year-old grandmother who couldn't pay her season-ticket tab and contracted with a defunct airline to sell their stale, leftover peanuts at Redskins games. Now he's suing a writer for the Washington City Paper, claiming a months-old story that nobody read until he brought it up defamed him. Here's a news flash Daniel M.: No story could ever really defame you because just about everyone already hates you.

Aside from Daniel M. Snyder's epic foolishness in running a professional sports franchise, he has shown time and again that he is just a big ole' meany. The HR Department would love nothing more than to fire Daniel M. Snyder every day, but you would probably get tired of reading that. Today, however, is Daniel M.'s day for a pink slip.

1 comment:

  1. Worst owner in sports. They have such a loyal fan base, big payroll and still can't get things done. Take that back, Al Davis is the worst owner in Sports. Now that mediation is taking place, a season might actually take place.

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